Catfight much?

Fights and misconceptions; two words which describe my day in a nutshell. First of all, on the "misconception" list, or now that I think about it, it could also fit under "I hate Saigeeth so much" too. Anyway, today Miss Dias called Devoniesh and Guneet in private and talked to them about something I "thought" did not involve me, because it was ridiculous to a very high degree. Apparently Saigeeth, being the liar he is, told Ms. Parmar on Friday that Guneet, Devoniesh, Katrina, and I hit him with a chair, and thus that was the reason for his crying, when really... Wait, let me see how well you know me. Do you honestly think I would hit someone, especially Saigeeth with a chair, let alone stand there and get caught? Just in case you have just started reading my blog or do not know me at all, the answer is no. I would never do anything of the sort, and if I have ever hit anyone (with or without a chair) I have said sorry. So, when we had math, Dev, Guneet, Katrina, and I told Ms. Parmar what he said was not true and justified our pleas with some darn good reasons. She said she did not know what happened because she was not there, to which I replied by saying we were not there either! Anyway, I think it is resolved now. We all know he was lying. The funny thing? He was away today, like he knew he was actually going to get hit by a chair if he came... As for the "fight" part, today Guneet and Jasmine got into the biggest (and possibly only) catfight I have ever seen! It all started with some extra math sheets... Math sheet of all things! You would think Guneet and Jasmine would be praising the lord for an extra set of math sheet but they were doing anything but that. They were throwing the sheets, pushing/hitting/shoving each other, yanking each other's hair, swearing profanity after profanity, and worst of all Dev and I were subject to terror (and humour) watching. Finally, when my cries of protests had no effect, I picked the papers off the floor and put them on Ms. Parmar's desk yelling "Who cares if you do not need them!" I am surprised Ms. Parmar did not say anything... Anyway, we also had an indoor recess today, for reasons unknown, and because we were told to go to Mrs. Gill's room, me and some other kids made a run for Mr. Vincent's room. There we had a very random lunch time. First we were on the computer, checking the death clock, when Mr. Stewart came in saying "No death", then Jessica and I arm wrestled and I won, and then Kavita and I arm wrestled and I lost in one second, and then just when I was about to win the rematch, Mr. Stewart came in and said, "You can be more creative than that." and we were stuck. Well, I was stuck, Kavita and Jessica ditched me to go play crazy 8's with Kanishkan and Jameson. After a while I got bored sitting there and went to go see what they were doing. On my way there, Ian pulled my hair and said "ding dong!" and I got very mad. In fact, I chased him all around the room attempting to pull his hair. When I thought I had him he grabbed my arms and the next thing I knew we were wrestling with Kavita and Jessica trying to stop us. Eventually we stopped (and luckily Mr. Stewart did not come in) and while he was busy, I pulled his hair. Apparently he did not feel it. Then, we played Brainquest. Actually, I played by myself. Still, it was fun. I did better than I thought I would. Kanishkan said the game was "made for me". Then, we had art where we got a new assignment where we have to research an artist. I think I will do Leonardo Da Vinci, or Edvard Munch. That was basically it. Although I have a few randoms events I would like to share which may or may not have happened today:

• Devoniesh invented "cake" which is supposed to be pi times 2 which helps you find the radius if it is missing
• I scored 2 baskets in basketball
• We won a game in basketball, and my team consisted of 4 girls
• I tripped over Abhijit's foot several times that day
• My mom called a Blackberry a "blueberry"