If you are a true Twilight fan, please do not hurt me for posting this, you do not have to read it, but I would like to post it anyway. These links contain spoilers, and overall are extremely true. Read with caution.
- http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight
- http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5156
- http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=smeyer&action=display&thread=6683
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The first one had a lot of swearing and, how do I say it, biasism(?).
The second one is sort of scary because I'm expecting a Twilight fan any day now to kill me.
And the third was actually pretty good. At least she said that nicely how it sucked in a million and a half ways.
I know. I agree with you completely. The last one was written very diplomatically and it had some very good questions. Especially the "dead blood" one.
Ghazal, you bug me about hyperlinks, I would APPRECIATE it if you could make those links clickable.
Sorry, I felt lazy...
As usual?
No, I have been very busy lately.
Lazy=Busy?
I see -writes down in notebook-
And how does that make you feel?
A little confused, I have no idea what message I was attempting to convey.
I see.
Well, I think that you should take a little more time to understand the message (blah blah blah psychological stuff blah blah blah) and come back to see me in three weeks.
I expect my payment in cash by then.
Cash?!? You did not even cure me!
It's therapy, it doesn't happen overnight.
I am not paying until I see some results.
I'm afraid that that is impossible, due to that customer contract you signed.
But seeing as you ARE my friend, I suppose I can give you a discount.
I did not sign a contract, and being a lawyer I can find a loophole anyway.
You didn't sign a contract THAT YOU KNOW OF.
And nope, it's loophole free, considering you don't remember what was on it.
That is what you think.
And what do YOU think?
I think Jessica brainwashed you.
I think I just creatively manipulated her, no brainwashing here.
I still have the choice to pay, and I can sue you for not showing me the contract and claiming I signed it.
But you /did/ sign it -shows you-
See?
No you did not!
I didn't sign it, you're right.
I wrote it.
I meant you did not show it to me.
I meant you did not show it to me.
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