Monday, January 19, 2009

This is sad... and true. Warning: Twilight Saga Spoiler!

If you are a true Twilight fan, please do not hurt me for posting this, you do not have to read it, but I would like to post it anyway. These links contain spoilers, and overall are extremely true. Read with caution.

  • http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight
  • http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5156
  • http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=smeyer&action=display&thread=6683

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first one had a lot of swearing and, how do I say it, biasism(?).
The second one is sort of scary because I'm expecting a Twilight fan any day now to kill me.
And the third was actually pretty good. At least she said that nicely how it sucked in a million and a half ways.

Ghazal said...

I know. I agree with you completely. The last one was written very diplomatically and it had some very good questions. Especially the "dead blood" one.

Jessica said...

Ghazal, you bug me about hyperlinks, I would APPRECIATE it if you could make those links clickable.

Ghazal said...

Sorry, I felt lazy...

Jessica said...

As usual?

Ghazal said...

No, I have been very busy lately.

Jessica said...

Lazy=Busy?
I see -writes down in notebook-
And how does that make you feel?

Ghazal said...

A little confused, I have no idea what message I was attempting to convey.

Jessica said...

I see.
Well, I think that you should take a little more time to understand the message (blah blah blah psychological stuff blah blah blah) and come back to see me in three weeks.

I expect my payment in cash by then.

Ghazal said...

Cash?!? You did not even cure me!

Jessica said...

It's therapy, it doesn't happen overnight.

Ghazal said...

I am not paying until I see some results.

Jessica said...

I'm afraid that that is impossible, due to that customer contract you signed.

But seeing as you ARE my friend, I suppose I can give you a discount.

Ghazal said...

I did not sign a contract, and being a lawyer I can find a loophole anyway.

Jessica said...

You didn't sign a contract THAT YOU KNOW OF.
And nope, it's loophole free, considering you don't remember what was on it.

Ghazal said...

That is what you think.

Jessica said...

And what do YOU think?

Anonymous said...

I think Jessica brainwashed you.

Jessica said...

I think I just creatively manipulated her, no brainwashing here.

Ghazal said...

I still have the choice to pay, and I can sue you for not showing me the contract and claiming I signed it.

Jessica said...

But you /did/ sign it -shows you-
See?

Ghazal said...

No you did not!

Jessica said...

I didn't sign it, you're right.
I wrote it.

Ghazal said...

I meant you did not show it to me.

Ghazal said...

I meant you did not show it to me.