Tuesday, January 13, 2009

This video is extremely cute and funny

Watch this

http://www.harpercollins.com/books/9780061709999/How_to_Talk_to_Girls/index.aspx

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello, Anonymousu!
That was funny. This 9 year old is lecturing people twice his age about girls. That's just hilarious.

Jessica said...

Anarchy is the foundation of all life.
I love this kid. I'm not joking.
No, he was talking about people his age, because he said "you could have her in middle school, and high school, and even get married!"

Anonymous said...

But the book was still focused towards 8-80 year olds.

Jessica said...

True, very true.
So, not even 2 times his age, nearly 10 times his age!

Ghazal said...

Hello Anonymousu
Actually, it was 9-90 year olds. I still liked it though, I wish I could read it.

Anonymous said...

Hello, Anonymousu!
Whatever. He's still lecturing old people.

Jessica said...

It was to eighty, I'm sure.
And he's not lecturing.
I would bet $10 that this is in the self help section of Chapters. But I won't.
Hey, Ghazal! YOU should write a book(-is not kidding-)

Ghazal said...

Hello Anonymousu
Me? On what?

Jessica said...

Um..................................................
Um..................................................
Oh, I've got it!













































































Large words!

Ghazal said...

That would be boring. Also, when would I write it? In all my free time?

Jessica said...

Yes. And it won't be boring, I'll add in some sarcasm and irony for you. Then it'll be a satire.
But then you'd publish it when you were 35. Ick.

Ghazal said...

I am not boring. I can be funny when I want to be.

Jessica said...

But you said it yourself, it would be boring.
Me=Satire.

Ghazal said...

I meant a book on long words.

Jessica said...

Which is where the satire comes in.
eg. Hippopotomonstrosesquippidaliaphobia:Fear of long words.
Example:"I have hippopoto--poto--poto--AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

Which isn't the funniest, but I couldn't put what I wanted to say into coherent English.

Ghazal said...

I see. Well then you will have to talk to me about it at school.

Jessica said...

So we have an idea?

Ghazal said...

Perhaps, but the book will not be very long. Could we not do something else? Like how to deal with hard teachers?

Ghazal said...

Ironic is it not? Today he gives me something to rant about, and yesterday you gave him a compliment. That is UNGRATEFULNESS!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you do have, um, well...

You know, you're so mean and utterly hateful towards him that it just defies description.

Ghazal said...

I do not like him. I can not say it enough. Also, I think he hates me the same, actually, I know he hates.

Anonymous said...

See, now that's the hate coursing through you.

Ghazal said...

Even my parasite dislikes him.

Anonymous said...

Well, the parisite does grow to act like you.