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Posted by Ghazal at 5:37 PM
Welcome to the head of "Brains Incorporated".
24 comments:
Hello, Anonymousu!
That was funny. This 9 year old is lecturing people twice his age about girls. That's just hilarious.
Anarchy is the foundation of all life.
I love this kid. I'm not joking.
No, he was talking about people his age, because he said "you could have her in middle school, and high school, and even get married!"
But the book was still focused towards 8-80 year olds.
True, very true.
So, not even 2 times his age, nearly 10 times his age!
Hello Anonymousu
Actually, it was 9-90 year olds. I still liked it though, I wish I could read it.
Hello, Anonymousu!
Whatever. He's still lecturing old people.
It was to eighty, I'm sure.
And he's not lecturing.
I would bet $10 that this is in the self help section of Chapters. But I won't.
Hey, Ghazal! YOU should write a book(-is not kidding-)
Hello Anonymousu
Me? On what?
Um..................................................
Um..................................................
Oh, I've got it!
Large words!
That would be boring. Also, when would I write it? In all my free time?
Yes. And it won't be boring, I'll add in some sarcasm and irony for you. Then it'll be a satire.
But then you'd publish it when you were 35. Ick.
I am not boring. I can be funny when I want to be.
But you said it yourself, it would be boring.
Me=Satire.
I meant a book on long words.
Which is where the satire comes in.
eg. Hippopotomonstrosesquippidaliaphobia:Fear of long words.
Example:"I have hippopoto--poto--poto--AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Which isn't the funniest, but I couldn't put what I wanted to say into coherent English.
I see. Well then you will have to talk to me about it at school.
So we have an idea?
Perhaps, but the book will not be very long. Could we not do something else? Like how to deal with hard teachers?
Ironic is it not? Today he gives me something to rant about, and yesterday you gave him a compliment. That is UNGRATEFULNESS!
Yes, you do have, um, well...
You know, you're so mean and utterly hateful towards him that it just defies description.
I do not like him. I can not say it enough. Also, I think he hates me the same, actually, I know he hates.
See, now that's the hate coursing through you.
Even my parasite dislikes him.
Well, the parisite does grow to act like you.
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